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Being the account, musings and frequent fixations of an aspiring author

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Book Seduction

Me:
Oooh, look! 'The Numbers Behind Numb3rs', that looks good!
My brain:
No.
Me:
But I'm watching Numb3rs right now. It's the perfect time to read it!
My brain:
You already have 11 books you won't finish this month.
Me:
I can totally finish them. I read a whole hour every night!
My brain:
NO.
Me:
But it's educational!
My brain:
Let it go.
Me:
...it's short...
My brain:
Not happening.
Me:
*sigh* You're right...
My brain:
I know.
Me:
...
Me:
*gets book*
My brain:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Filed under book seduction books reading too many books so many books so little time booktube